Can't stop me

hot lonely monday night

9:31 pm to be exact. I sauntered into my kitchen to get a snack for the night.

All I wanted was a sandwich

A sandwich.

that would be perfect. I opened the fridge, and wait for it...

I HAD NO BREAD!

no freaking bread. How am i supposed to make a sandwich without bread?

poof!

just like that. My dream of eating a sandwich was crushed like that.. and all it took was an empty fridge. because you know what? only people with bread make sandwiches, and only people with bread who make sandwiches eat sandwiches.

So what did I do?

I marched back to the same empty fridge and ate the meat.

yes, I ate the Hillshire Farm Deli Select Ultra thin Honey Roasted Turkey breast.

just like that.

without the bread.

I took not one, not two but three pieces. All 50 calories of it.

And i feel good. cos who's to let a loaf of bread dash your dreams. i didnt even need a loaf, all i wanted was 2 freaking pieces!

oh yes! it'll have to take more than two non-existent pieces of sandwich to stop me.

On that fateful day, president Obama did not have a fly-swatter, but when that fly flew by, he didnt let that stop him, he went for it - Yes we can!

And when Tuface found himself in a room with the girl (all five of them, at different times of course) and he did not have a condom, oh no! he didn't let that stop him! - nothing dey happen!

So, with a contented grin on my face, I settle back onto my couch to keep reading the Jessica Brody book i was reading - contented in the fact that two pieces of bread could not stop me!

hmph!