Finding my inner Dougie

Its 2:32am, the morning before my big exam, and I'm on youtube trying to learn how to dougie.


*rewind*


See, I wouldn't call myself a party animal, I go to the occassional naija house parties here and there and also my class parties. Whenever I go to parties - especially house parties- I try to have a good time. I'll dance my heart out, you know and generally have fun. I dont think Im a great dancer or anything, but I normally attract a lot of male attention when dancing and have gotten in trouble because of it. I think it has something to do with enjoying yourself on the dance floor that attracts guys- you should try it. Anyways, so I went to this house party and I was dancing feeling like a bad girl, when the "Teach me how to Dougie" song came on


*screetch*

Baby girl didnt know how to dougie! I mean I can do the stanky leg, swag and surf, walk it out, even the chicken noodle soup, but I realized I couldnt dougie! I felt so old, and I resolved that night to learn how to dougie, by fire by force. Never mind that its the day before my test, but I get on youtube, and I'm watching the official video of the song when I realized that THEY NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO DOUGIE! in the whole video!
maybe this whole dougie thing is a scam!

I promtly registered my complaint on twitter and I got this response:

@LadyKrysMD: u can't technically "learn" how to dougie, u gotta find it! every1 has an inner dougie! sum are just hidin deeper than others! @bumight

So, I'm on a mission - the search for my inne dougie. If Chris Brown can find his inner dougie, so can I!



If Don Jazzy can find his inner dougie (3:50 in the video), So Can I!




PS: it seems this inner dougie is buried deeper than I thought. *now moving to drastic measures*....by the way, I hear Banky W is still looking for his inner dougie as well!