Who is a Jand Awon boys?

Edit: For a moment there, I forgot that I was supposed to put this on my blog. Yes, the Book tour. If you are in town every saturday for the next 6 weeks and you need somewhere to take your date to, we got you! you gotta admit, its a really cool thing to do with a date/friend/family/crush aside the regular dinner and a movie, what's more its free!. I realize the poster is a little small, so click here for more details ...or click on the poster!
thanks guys!
...Plus our very own Joy Isi Bewaji, popularly known on blogville as Isi is going to be part of the book tour, so you know you dont want to miss it!




The issue of the "Jand Awon boys image" kept coming up a lot of times in the comments on the last post. So as Shubby suggested, I decided to address it in a post on its own.

Good day Mr moderator, incorruptible panel of judges, accurate time keeper, my co-debators (oh, im the only debator, o well...), my audience in blogville and viewers at home. My name is Bumight from Blogville International and I'm here to do justice to the motion which states that "Roc and Scribbles give the image of a Jand Awon Boys". lol

First, who is a "jand awon boys"? A jand awon boys, from hereon referred to as a JAB, is an embodiment of several things.

A JAB like a very wise saying goes, hopped up outta bed, turned his swagg on...yup! a JAB's got swagg. Now there are different kinds of swags, the tush ones, the crappy ones, the fake ones, even the borrowed ones. Whatever kind of swag it is, the JAB is sporting one and he really thinks and believes its the ish. yeah, the confidence of a JAB is waaay up there.



How are you going to spot a JAB just by looking at him? the way he dresses? lemme tell u about that. When u see a JAB at a party, you know its him. He's either sporting that polo shirt (you know the one with the huge ralph logo? yup! that's it) with his drivers. and when he doesnt feel like like sporting the polo look, he goes for the "I-just-got-off-work-and-decided-to-party" look. you know, the after office hours kinda look. Either the dress shirt and sweater or the dress shirt and suit sans tie. As another old man rightly said, you can learn how to dress just by checking his fresh...



While we're on the partying look, let's talk about the JAB and the ladies. The ladies loooooove a JAB when they see 'em....Maybe its the allure of a bad boy, who knows? with the look and the swag, its no surprise that a JAB knows how to charm the pants off the ladies (pun intended). As such, their sexual resume is quite em...a long ting.

At this juncture, let me reiterate that there are many levels of JABs. you know some people just try too much. The fake JABs, u can always spot - the ones with sunshades in the club, etc

Pretty much, a JAB is that dude that your mom meets in church and really gets along with but she tells you to be careful with him!

With this few points of mine, I hope I've been able to convince you and not confuse you...lol






On a separate note, I dreamt about smaragd, One of the triumvirate, and Temite.
In the first dream, I was out with Smaragd, some of my old neighbors in Nigeria and a couple of friends. We were going out when we suddenly saw some guys playing Polo. Smaragd said she knew one of them, that he was her former boss, owned a company, blah blah and she wanted to say hi. I started trying to ask her question to see if it was one of the cerberus. " does he have two brothers?"....but I didnt want her to know I was a blogger!

In the second dream, Temite came to my house to visit me...with her parents! Her parents came first and I was talking with them, Temite walks in with the younger sis of one of my friends. We were trying to get to talk without her parents knowing that we really didnt know each other off blogger.

Weird!