ok, I confess (the Remix)

I am indeed pregnant...

Before you start to judge me, and call me all the names in the book, hear my side of the story first.

*dim the lights*

These are my confessions:
It all started with the break up with FBA. I was feeling down, dejected, and vulnerable. I mean, my heart had just been broken by someone I loved, someone who claimed to love me just as much.

Then, He came along. At first, he was just a listening ear, then one day, he came to "see" me on my blog. one thing led to another, he hiked up my e-skirt and before we knew it, we were dancing galala.

When I first approached him about the pregnancy, his first instinct was to run- and run he did! but he's back
Yes blogville, that's the owner of my pregnancy.

In 9 months (wait, what is the gestation period for e-pregnancies?) there will be a little douglet or bumightten running around on blogville. keep ur fingers crossed!

In the mean time, i will play Mozart for our little douglet, and read him posts from his daddys blog. I will tell him about the exploits of his daddy - The only grasper of the connundrums, the Possessor of Spicy appendages, The protector of Ibibio Virginity, The prey of the Bunny Boiler.


UPDATE: I just found out that I got nominated - actually, i found out yesterday night (Thanks Temite!) but my laptop died, and my charger...- anyways, leave story for tortoise. Like I was saying, I was nominated in the category B awards - five nominations. Thanks guys!
see, this baby is indeed the harbinger of good news. Infact, I think we already have one name picked out now: KOLAWOLE, which means "harbinger of wealth"



PPS: the answer to the quiz on my previous post is posted here

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