how do you use the words "Stranger's balls", "Church", "Vagina" in one sentence?
Full story coming to a blog near you sometimes this week...I think
Still your favorite PG-13 blogger,
Bumight!
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51 comments:
Ah, so you've joined the bandwagon of suspense building abi?
Hisssssssss
See you when you post sha.
Did u hear that the hypocryptical church girl touched a stranger's balls during the showing of vagina monologues?
lmao! Funms has burst the bubble, i guess...
A Stranger once told me that while in church one day, he had to pray for forgiveness, cuz he'd imagined his balls really close to the choir leader's vagina!
I never asked for his name after that!
did u say PG-13? right!
lol'...smaragd and fumns are beating u to it...
waiting for ur version.
PG13 indeed...
Vagina's are allowed near Stranger's balls in my ideal church!!!
When you are in church, the rule of thumb is that you ain't supposed to use a stranger's balls and a vagina in the same sentence.
Please come and say the whole story joo.
No suspense o!
At church, the pastor told us to not let our vaginas be touched by a stranger's balls.
LOL@ AFRO and TEMITE......
As I helped pick up a stranger's balls right outside a church, I could hear her discussing Vagina surgeries with her friends- P13
Bumight........what's the story?
Bumight cut the suspense and come and update sharpishly abeg!
As you can see...the jinx has been broken by Funms,Smargd,Temite...need I go on?
Blogville peops are tew sharp men!
Ok Bumight pleeeeaze hurry up...thanx!
Met a stranger at church who said he wanted my vagina to be friends with his balls...
You guys r crazy! LMAO!!!
In church today, the pastor preached against one night stands so I made up my new mantra there and then, "No stranger's balls are coming near my vagina ever again!"
"...she had this stranger's balls in her mouth, even as she tried to ignore the sound from the church downstairs then his two fingers went in her vagina..."
stranger's ball in church with vagina lol. i know thats not right. let see how you tell the story. thanks for stopping by my blog hut
hmm..i wont comment, i want to see how this unfolds
The stranger's balls hung behind his d***, which by the way wagged menacingly in anticipation of my vagina and like a church's bell swung back and forth rhythmically.
(sounds like an excerpt from a really badly written porn mag...)
had to give it a shot though. :)
hmm
the stranger's balls stroked her vagina as both she and the church bells rang out in unison
p.s
bumight i cannot believe u encouraged me to write something dirty
As it is lent i choose this instead:
As Vagina hurriedly crossed the road to church, her haste caused her to bump into a juggler performing for the children; knocking the stranger’s balls to the ground
Bumight, i will not be tricked into using "stranger balls", "vagina" and "church" in the same sentence. Oops i just did! U r really good! lol!
But how wld u?
Hmm Bumight u don come again o. Cant wait.
see how you've got blogsville waxing lyrics like that...y'all make me laugh you really do.
okay but seriously Madam you are soooooo wrong for keeping us in suspense *shakes head in disapproval*, oya update jo!!!
okay pretty please!!!
"stranger balls", "vagina" and "church"....hmmmnnnnnnnnn
How on earth did you come up with this combination?
My take..."Last summer, Bumighty, on vacation to 'Virginia' met a 'stranger' in 'church' with rainbow coloured 'balls'. The rest they say is PG13
IN ma mind you just used them in the same sentence naa..abi?
Semms most bloggers have answered the question already.
Waiting for the story.
Do visit our Blog every oncein a while...
here goes,
The German guy in church pronounces funny; strayha's falls sound like Stranger's balls and virginia sounds like vagina. He's a weirdo
Regards,
M
Of Cerberus
I cant wait to hear the juicy details
Lol.. Interesting..
Please don't spoil us underage ones in blogville..
Make sure it's PG rated.. ;-D
This is not even fair...I refreshed my page a million times already hoping it will come!>..
I thought about sentecnes but they all just sound weird...Can't wait!
x!
The usher exposed her vagina as she bent over to pick the stranger's balls that had rolled into the church...Father forgive me for i have sinned, it was bumight's fault!!
The Church staged a play instead of the Stranger's balls to honour the mighty Vagina!
'We went to play tennis yesterday and a stranger forgot his balls. Let me go and return the stranger's balls and then we can go to church from there.
I was thinking we could see the Vagina monologues after that'
Ok some of the replies are HILARIOUS!
I can't even keep a st8 face to compose a sentence. The comments have me ROTFL. I'll wait and see ur spin.
I think i saw Bumight touching her vagina while she was looking at the stranger's balls in church today. good enuf for ya? lmao
haha!!! i cant wait for the tory!!
This one pass me oooo!
She hardly felt like one in CHURCH as she felt her VAGINA literarily develop eyes and stare intently at the STRANGER’S BALLS. How’s that one? lol. Can’t wait to see this new PG 13 update . . . action packed, uh?
Bumight how did you end up with those words in a sentence? Very curious indeed.
Baroque: Only you would come up with that.
To all the peeps who mentioned the vagina monologues, I finally went to see it yesterday. OMG!
wait o is this afrobabe's corner?
people, your comments are cracking me up big time!! baroque, i said pg-13!! lol
i have exams around the corner, so pls bear with me, surulere. - i'll put up the post after my exams, this week i promise.
in the meantime, lets keep 'learnng' from ourselves, lol.
haha..i cant wait to see how you put those words in the same sentence!!..looking forward to reading that soon??
My friend will u just give us d story naow. lol!! Dont be micing gist from us. update! :)
wheres my first comment?
i said in one sentences,
she was on her way to 'church' walking like the was housing a 'stranger's balls' in her 'vagina'.
come tell the story jo
Chris Brown is going to church for deliverance ever since he kicked rihanna for touching her vagina while staring at a stranger's balls..
Come and finish what you've started quickly..lol!!
Later Sweetie!
F.
on my vagina appreciation day, Bumight asked me to create a sentence using strangers balls, church and one more word I can't remember.
You guys are completely crazy..Lmao
If you had only kept the stranger's balls away from your vagina, you wouldnt be scratching so hard in church.
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